Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week

If you are a career criminal, you may want to think about moving to Salt Lake City. From what I hear, there is practically nothing you can do that will land you in real trouble. Case in point:

SALT LAKE CITY - A transient was arrested for the 452nd time this week after allegedly trying to steal a bottle of mouthwash from a drug store.

I believe it's safe to assume that criminal man was going to drink the mouthwash and not use it for personal hygienic reasons. Somehow he doesn't look like the type of guy that worries too much about minty-fresh breath. Who knows, maybe mouthwash and Valu-Rite Vodka make the perfect drink.

At 452 arrests, you may think that would set some sort of arrest record in Salt Lake city. You would be wrong:

Salt Lake authorities say their top offender is a man who they have dealt with more than 1,000 times between 2002 and 2006. In more than 600 of those run-ins, the unidentified man was arrested.

Although 452 arrests is mind-boggling, it isn't a record. And let's face it, no one remembers the silver medalist.

Transient criminal man, I don't know what your name is, I don't care to look at the article to figure it out, and I'm more than tired of talking about you. Let's just say that you are Mitchieville's Mugshot (Loser) of the Week, and leave it at that.

452 times? It's a good start.