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Thursday, March 13, 2008

I told you so.

Yeah, like who is behind the disgrace of talented Democrat whats-his-name (Spitzer? Spetzer? Spotzer? Spatzer? Sputzer?) that’s what everybody should be wondering.

Well, you do not have to go very far, and you can go farthest in your reasoning using the power of conjecture.

It is obvious … some powerful organized crime chieftain has stubbed out the career of this promising young activist. How many homeless people will lose their jobs and homes because of this? Where will be the handouts for those struggling with obesity? Who will change the diapers of the many dependent upon their nanny workers? What will be the increase in youth crime? When will we ever see snow again?

Even more obvious is the influence of one of the worlds most dangerous criminals … Conrad ‘the’ Black.

Conrad has only been in prison a few days and now the first of his many enemies has been crushed, like a cockroach under a sandal.

Everyone knows that when you go to prison, to survive, you must join a prison gang. So, even a stupid student of Aristotle can conclude that Conrad Black is now a prison gang member. And, given Conrad’s legendary criminal nature (as the spilled ink of the Main Stream Media proves), surely it is no great stretch of the emotionally driven intellect to conclude that Conrad Black is a Prison Crime Chieftain.

Who is next? The silly leftist bloggers whose giggling over Conrads imprisonment makes their professed care for criminals and ‘rehabilitation’ look hypocritical? The silly journalists, whose fears of having to do a days work for a days pay if Conrad was their boss, spurred their hurtful criticisms of Lord Black? Hmmmm?

You know who you are. You are on the shit list of an hardened, implacable enemy, who will not rest until your scrotum has been made into a tobacco pouch. Listen to the ticking of the crickets outside. The crickets tick for you.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this

cross posted at DustMyBroom

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 6:00 PM

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