Mary Ann Does Mary Jane And Gets Jail Time In Bamboo Prison

Dawn Well's, best known as Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, pleaded guilty today to one count of reckless driving in a case that seemed to have gone on forever and a day:

Wells is now serving six months' unsupervised probation for the crime. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

The guilty plea came as part of an agreement with prosecutors in which three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

What amazes me is that the cops can find Mary Ann, find her dope, bring her to trial, and incarcerate her, yet her and those morons still can't find a way off that effin' island.

Wut up wit dat, little buddy?

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**No offense, TH III