Mugshot Of The Week

Today's Mugshot comes courtesy of Kim Mattingly, Don Mattingly's estranged wife. She was arrested a few weeks back after finding her way onto Don's horse farm, freaking out, screaming and being abusive, all in regard to a lost cell phone.

From all the mugshots I have posted in the last few months, this one screams out more than any other one, "I am going to put your rabbit's head into a boiling pot of water".

Believe it or not, there was a time not too long ago when Kim Mattingly was a pretty hot piece of ass. However, after years of substance abuse--booze, drugs, and licking sewage pipes--Kim has been reduced to looking like the proverbial deer in the headlights.

This should be a warning to all you beautiful young ladies out there in Mitchieville. If you're a boozer, stop it. If you're a doper, stop it. If you lick sewage pipes, send me some pics and then stop it.

Only you can stop you from looking like Don Mattingly's ex-wife.