Dream House--Another Quiz

I thought that last week's Priority Test was the most interesting test to date. After looking at all the comments, I decided to change my answers to match that of Raphael Alexander's.

I, not unlike most people, decided that it was best to check in on a crying baby before doing anything else. This is nonsense. Babies cry all the time, why not turn off the tap first and save yourself a lot of heartache. Raphael, among others, was right about that.

This week's Dream House quiz seems rather long, but really isn't that bad. There are 10 questions in all, the idea isn't to spend any time thinking about each answer, it's more of the idea of saying the first thing that pops into your mind. Let me try that: toothbrush, sprucknick, pablum, spear, chucklehead. Holy crap, that was fun, now you try it!

Here are the questions:

1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on and around the table.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of body of water. What type of body of water is it (creek, river, ocean, etc...)

10. How will you cross the water?

In order to find out how big of a psychopath you really are, follow the words of this sentence to the answers.

I'm generally a good natured person when it comes to these types of quizzes, I tend to take the answers with a grain of salt. This quiz however? The answers made little sense to me. I couldn't figure out the correlation of the questions to the answers, and couldn't help thinking that a couple of 12 year olds made up the answers and are laughing in our collective faces each and every day.

Damn kids and their quizzes.