British Men Are Losing Their Moobs

As more men are becoming grossly overweight in England, cosmetic surgery for male breast reductions and tummy tucks are on the increase:

The number of tummy tucks carried out on men rose from 61 in 2006 to 98 last year. Most of these operations were carried out to remove loose skin caused by dramatic weight loss.

BAAPS surgeons also treated 224 men with so-called “moobs” (man boobs) as the total number of liposuction procedures in men rose from 494 in 2006 to 582 last year.

You will often hear people say that cosmetic surgery isn't the answer for an obese person. These people say that one should be happy in ones own skin, and that peace and contentment from ones soul and spirit should be the only measure of a person. Unfortunately, the people that say that are generally pretty disgustingly ugly, fat people.

Let's face it, cosmetic surgery rules. If you sport moobs, make your way to a cosmetic surgeon immediately. We live in a beautiful world full of beautiful people, and being a beautiful person myself, I can speak for the rest of the beautiful world when I say that moobs disgust us, and when all is said and done, moobed men are less human than us strikingly handsome and charming bastards.

Why should us beautiful people be subjected to having to live in the same world as porky dudes with giant tits? The answer is that we shouldn't. We shouldn't have to share the same air with guys with nipples so big that you could hang wet towels off of. We shouldn't have to share the same space with men that have areolas the size of dinner plates. We shouldn't have to eat at the same restaurants as guys who jiggle more than a vat of Jell-o.

It's not fair to us, send Fenris money