The King Of Sperm

At first I thought Hollyweird was remaking Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, but it turns out that it's actually Clay Aiken dressed up for his role for the Broadway production of Spermalot. Clay Aiken? Spermalot? All I have to say is, if you are in the first 5 rows of the theatre, you best be wearing a tarp.

Did that make sense to you?