Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week

This is Edward Oberwise (notice how many mugshot losers have bizarre names). Edward was charged with 10 counts of Lewd or Lascivious Battery after having sex with two underage girls:

Detectives say the parents of a 14-year-old girl contacted them after she confided to them that she and her 12-year-old friend had corresponded with Oberwise on a My Space account owned by the 12-year-old.

Both girls met with Oberwise Thursday of last week and had sex with him, they said.

“The suspect re-contacted the 12-year-old victim by text message to her cellular phone and wanted to arrange another meeting,” the sheriff's office said in a statement.

When he arrived, he was arrested and taken to the Orient Road jail. When booked, he wore a t-shirt bearing the words: "Real Men of Genius."

Proving that there is no truth in advertising whatsoever.

However, when Oberwise spends the next 15 years in jail, the only real men of genius he will encounter will be large, smelly men of genius that will be hallowing him out from arsehole to earlobe on a daily basis.

Since Oberwise is a *man of genius*, here's a little something that he may understand, *U R so FkD--lol*

Can you say, oxymoron?