Are Your Air Travel Plans Safe?

Oh, you fools! Air Travel could be unsafe!

There are many video depictions of extended violent death, worthy of an Aztec Emperor's court entertainment. Look for these, and prove to yourself that I am correct.

Are you going to die?

What can I do, Fenris, to admit to myself that I have earned the privilege of giving you money in return, as your gift to me, a decadent level of material pleasures worthy of a Roman Emperor?

You need a magic amulet or charm to ward off bad luck!

Let me, Fenris Badwulf, use my new and secret school of Egyptian Templar metaphysics to concoct these supra-ridiculous items for your use and my use of your money.

Now available! Only 39.95 in Canadian Money. You know who to talk to, you do.

Buy a charm or amulet to let Set, The Snake God, know that you are difficult to digest.

Amulets made easily of metal screws, nails, copper pennies, or found teeth.

Charms, with few letters and difficult grammar, magic formula that can be writ on paper.

Book. How to turn common objects into POWERFUL AMULETS by Fenris Badwulf. 39.95!

Cook Book. What a great Book and Cook Book deal1 ... you get both the Cook Book and the Book when you buy the Book! Wow. Thats a good deal. I am getting one for myself, too. The Cook Book is the The Cook Book of Powerful Charms and Spells, by Fenris Badwulf.

Buy these now, and you will feel better. Give me your money.

As my gift to you,,,

This is unfinished. Fenris dictated this to ikthis. He just ran out the door with a gym bag of money, headed for his fast escape car.