Morning Mush, you magnificent Hero!

As you wake up this morning, do not let your heart be heavy, oh Happy Workers. Sadly, this is Sunday, a day of not working. Not working means no taxes paid to do your part to support the mighty vast welfare state.

Pleasure yourself: let the water run hot before you make your Morning Victory Coffee. Open up a can of canned cereal from the food reserve! You have worked hard all week, supporting taxspenders, and now you can have four and a half minuites to savour the elastic goodness of pre-soaked, pre-microwaved cereal.

Think of the others who have been awake all night, fighting the monsters that would otherwise disturb your sleep. They have fended off the Five Great Disasters, each of which is worse than Global Warming. They have stopped the expansion of vast militirized capitalist factions, and managed to recycle at the same time.

Let us smile as we think about our Heroes of Political Correctness as we eat the mush and sip our Victory Coffee.