It Is Time To Armor Up

Pitbull armory provides people with zero to low maintinence armor that is lightweight and comfortable. They make it out of steel, aluminum, and almost indestructible HPDE plastic. Wearing the HPDE plastic armor will increase your speed, agility, and endurance, allowing you to fight longer.

And as you can see, they good folk at Pitbull are also making armory for the dreaded squirrell. Let's see what goes into fitting a squirrell for battle:

Squirrel armor,16g steel, Helm, Pauldrons and backplate, steel collar, Vambraces, and cuisses.

There is only one way to deal with a squirell that is outfitted in this type of high-tech armor: I'm talking armor piercing shells.

If it's a war Mr. Squirell wants, then it is a war he is going to get. Fuck ya.

Protect your pears and mangos, the guerilla squirrel approaches.