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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Leona Helmsley's Dog Is In Trouble

When *The Queen of Mean*, Leona Helmsley, died last August, she left $12 million to her dog, Trouble. Little did Leona know that the $12 million she gave her pooch would turn out to be such a curse on her beloved pet:
Codey is in charge of the pampered pooch and her trust fund. He said he was alarmed by the number of threats and estimates that Trouble received about 20 or 30.

"'I'm gonna kill the dog,'" he said people threatened. "'I'm gonna kidnap the dog. I need the $12 million.'"
This only goes to prove that no matter how much of a big dog you think you are, there is always someone that is going to try to treat you like you're their bitch.

You're a good dog, yes you are!

posted by The Mayor at 12:26 PM

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