Liquid Metal

By this time next year you will be living in a resettlement city, which provides goods and services to a gold mine. You will be living five hundred miles north of where you live now. Global Warming means you get to wear a t-shirt for six months of the year and swat at tse-tse fly; the other six it's 40 below.

Survival is at a premium. Senior citizens eagerly accept asbestos handling jobs so they can live inside the climate dome.

Solving Canada's Global Warming Challenge with Concrete. Massive ring walls surrond areas so the enclosed climate can be controled. Toronto is one such city. It has a perfect climate all year round; it rains only at night; and Alberta taxpayers paid for it all.

Embedded in the ring wall are Stirling Engines, which run off temperature gradients. Inside the dome it is always between 65 and 75; outside has a four season variation of two variables, heat-cold, and dry-wet. The hot-wet season is now May thru mid-July. There is constant steaming rain, almost too hot to touch. Some plants thrive in this climate, as do some animals. But inside the climate wall of Toronto, all is balmy and serene. The Stirling engines provide ample energy, enough for Toronto to be able to finance an armada of space travelling pirate ships.

As for Alberta, well it is a bitter oasis of failed capitalism. The people are savage, and believe in property rights. They own guns, they use guns, they make guns. Luckilly, Toronto is a Collectivist Police State, and only a quarter of the gun crime in Toronto is caused by weapons supplied by a vengeful independent Albertan state, using a strict 'weapons for beer' policy.

I, Liquid Metal, wrote this.

You too can profit from advanced knowledge of the future. Let your greed motivate you to share your money with me so that we both can advance in our own way: you become my secret telemarketing servant; and I share with you the secret of the power of conjecture.

I propose to make a secret society based on a pyramid system of wealth and power. This secret society will control both a questionable technology, and the opposition to that technology. All entities will be fronts for securing government handouts; all entities will be controled by US, The People of Mitchieville. Let us work towards our own mutual financial advantage. US, first!

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