Global Warming Can Do Anything

Is there anything global warming can't do? The answer is no, global warming can do anything. And now I have proof!

Did you know that global warming devastated Africa? Or increases crime? Did you know that global warming in responsible for childhood insomnia and for wrecking the Masters in golf?

Those are only a few examples of the impact global warming has had on the world, The American Thinker has 600 more examples that I'm sure will warm the sub-cockles of your global warming infested heart. If you had a heart. Which you don't, cuz global warming destroyed it.

Thanks, global warming, you prick.