Free Tampax Cardboard Applicator, Cuz I love You

Unlike the other FREE Tampax product I told you about a few months ago, this FREE Tampax product is noticeably different. For instance, this FREE Tampax has:

• Built-in Back-Up™ Skirt for leakage protections
• Absorbent core to fit your unique form
• Anti-slip ™ Grip for precise placement

Those are three solid reasons to take advantage of this amazing, free offer. Just for the Built-In Back-Up Skirt for Leakage Protection should be enough to make you click on the link and fill out a quick form. Yes, you are seconds away from having a product that will finally stop those embarrassing and VERY noticeable leaks. Let's face it, you're a leaker...yup, like a stuck pig kind of deal.

And the absorbent core to fit your unique form is nothing to sneeze at either. And you really do have a unique form. Although some would call it a *Deformed form*, I'd say it's more unique. All of God's children are unique. You're no different.

However, out of all the many reasons to take advantage of this FREE offer, having the Anti-slip Grip for precise placement is the best reason to give your goodie package a well deserved break. You know all your feminine protection is always sliding around your cookie like a hockey puck on a freshly Zambonied ice rink. It's time to say STOP! That's right, stop sliding around my vagina you horrible feminine protection product. I am not a curling rink and you are not the rock that has been launched down me.

The ball is in your court now, I've done as much as I can. Take the bull by the horns and get yourself over to the aforementioned website and get yourself a FREE product that will make your life better.