Victoria Park Subway Station
Visitors to Toronto should spend a few moments appreciating the architecture and design of this classic 1950's era public transit station.
Designed at the early stages of the cold war by a team of Nazi engineers, Victoria Park Subway station was designed for two purposes: public transit, and as a secret missile base to rain missiles down upon the hated United States.
Missiles were assembled in at a secret assembly facility, presently known as the Greenwood TTC yard. Here, the mighty Wotan-IIIB intermediate range rockets were lifted onto cribs; technicians, scientists, and workers in the underground facility worked under harsh yellow sodium lights. The rockets were moved by subway to Woodbine subway station where a deadly mixture of explosive metallic soap (called obliterite in the Wotan-IIIB; superseded by cataclysmite in the Wotan-IV prototype) was pumped into the nose and belly of these angels of death. The liquid fuel and rocket motor was surrounded by several pads of explosive to ensure maximum destruction.
Casualties among the fanatics making these weapons was high. To this day the subway walls are sooty and a dirty black from the carbonized remnants of human flesh and vaporized metal from several hellish infernos. Water pumped in from the pumping station at Ashbridges bay was used to flush the glowing slag and jagged splinters out into Lake Ontario during the night ... the nights when the innocent peasants who lived upon the Scarborough Bluffs would remark that the Lake seemed to be boiling.
To the north east of the Victoria Park Subway Weapons Station is the Air Defence fortress of Crescent Town. Here, high above the ground, multi-barrelled 37 millimeter cannon would rain explosive steel upon any American aircraft foolish to come near. These cannon shells would rip the wings off any of the puny American aircraft, like a plumber ripping up a cardboard box to use as ass wipe on a construction site. These super weapons were designed by Herr Doktor Julius Sklumpfenklanger. As succeeding upper stories are reduced to gravel by a incessant rain of American bombs, the new upper layer is shoveled clean to become a weapons platform. Quite the testament to high hitlerian military engineering. The flak brigade based here were clones, using genetic material from renegade war criminals. They could be replaced quickly from regeneration vats located in the parking garage.
At the station itself, the final preparations were made. Hydrogen peroxide concentrate was pumped into the fuel tanks; Wotan was rolled out into the open area to the east of the station; a crane lifted the ultimate weapon erect in a phallic engineering sequence that aroused even the most jaded leather clad Nazi scientist. Then, with a roar worthy of Wagnerian opera, Wotan was sent high into the sky to fall down upon some American civilian target, far away. It was really quite beautiful, in a Nazi sort of way.
Alas, even the Iron Dream of Canadian militrism must come to an end. The Americans grovelled and kissed the boots of the all-powerful Canadian WarMachine. Trainloads of money rolled over the border and were used to fund a Canadian Welfare State. The weapons systems were dismantled and refashioned into public transit. The Nazi scientists were retired, one by one, to a life of comfort in a secret colony that exists to this day in Stratford, Ontario. Rumors have it that this is where Hitler spent his life in retirement after the Third Reich, watching secret performances of Wagnerian opera by torchlight. Bruno Gerussi was one of his favorite actors, too.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at Mitchieville and DustMyBroom.
Designed at the early stages of the cold war by a team of Nazi engineers, Victoria Park Subway station was designed for two purposes: public transit, and as a secret missile base to rain missiles down upon the hated United States.
Missiles were assembled in at a secret assembly facility, presently known as the Greenwood TTC yard. Here, the mighty Wotan-IIIB intermediate range rockets were lifted onto cribs; technicians, scientists, and workers in the underground facility worked under harsh yellow sodium lights. The rockets were moved by subway to Woodbine subway station where a deadly mixture of explosive metallic soap (called obliterite in the Wotan-IIIB; superseded by cataclysmite in the Wotan-IV prototype) was pumped into the nose and belly of these angels of death. The liquid fuel and rocket motor was surrounded by several pads of explosive to ensure maximum destruction.
Casualties among the fanatics making these weapons was high. To this day the subway walls are sooty and a dirty black from the carbonized remnants of human flesh and vaporized metal from several hellish infernos. Water pumped in from the pumping station at Ashbridges bay was used to flush the glowing slag and jagged splinters out into Lake Ontario during the night ... the nights when the innocent peasants who lived upon the Scarborough Bluffs would remark that the Lake seemed to be boiling.
To the north east of the Victoria Park Subway Weapons Station is the Air Defence fortress of Crescent Town. Here, high above the ground, multi-barrelled 37 millimeter cannon would rain explosive steel upon any American aircraft foolish to come near. These cannon shells would rip the wings off any of the puny American aircraft, like a plumber ripping up a cardboard box to use as ass wipe on a construction site. These super weapons were designed by Herr Doktor Julius Sklumpfenklanger. As succeeding upper stories are reduced to gravel by a incessant rain of American bombs, the new upper layer is shoveled clean to become a weapons platform. Quite the testament to high hitlerian military engineering. The flak brigade based here were clones, using genetic material from renegade war criminals. They could be replaced quickly from regeneration vats located in the parking garage.
At the station itself, the final preparations were made. Hydrogen peroxide concentrate was pumped into the fuel tanks; Wotan was rolled out into the open area to the east of the station; a crane lifted the ultimate weapon erect in a phallic engineering sequence that aroused even the most jaded leather clad Nazi scientist. Then, with a roar worthy of Wagnerian opera, Wotan was sent high into the sky to fall down upon some American civilian target, far away. It was really quite beautiful, in a Nazi sort of way.
Alas, even the Iron Dream of Canadian militrism must come to an end. The Americans grovelled and kissed the boots of the all-powerful Canadian WarMachine. Trainloads of money rolled over the border and were used to fund a Canadian Welfare State. The weapons systems were dismantled and refashioned into public transit. The Nazi scientists were retired, one by one, to a life of comfort in a secret colony that exists to this day in Stratford, Ontario. Rumors have it that this is where Hitler spent his life in retirement after the Third Reich, watching secret performances of Wagnerian opera by torchlight. Bruno Gerussi was one of his favorite actors, too.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at Mitchieville and DustMyBroom.
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