Sarah Jessica Parker Isn't Getting Prettier

Sure, Grandma, I think your dress is swell!

Even though I didn't think it was possible for Sarah Jessica Parker to get any uglier, she goes ahead and pushes the envelope once again. I'd be terrified to be this gargoyles mirror. If I saw this creature walking through my town, I'd get some of the townsfolk together and we'd pick up pitchforks and bats with spikes through them and try to get this abomination back into the sewer where it came from.