Expanding Bureaucracies Create Jobs

I have a very important announcement to make this evening. First, let me direct your attention to the list of Cabinet Members listed here on the sidebar. Notice anything discriminatory? Yes, that's right, no Minister of Religious Affairs. When questioned by other cabinet members about this, the Mayor said such a position was irrelevant in a society that embraces public property and total equality. One of the House Leaders pointed out that religious people deserve recognition too, because the key to equality is diversity and special rights, for all groups. Accordingly, as a House Leader and Parliamentary Chef, I have taken the liberty of appointing Leslie as our new Minister of Religious Affairs. Already a proud member of *BITCH*, Leslie's appointment will surely help correct the sexist imbalance that currently exists in Mitchieville.