Corneal Tattooing--The Eyes Have it

If you're thinking about getting a dolphin tramp-stamp, or even removing part of your fingers, stop right there, that's way too 2006. Try this on for size--

To tattoo the eyes, they used two different procedures. First they used a traditional needle with ink on it, but when the ink didn't hold, they switched to a syringe that injected ink into the eye. The most recent posts indicate that all was well, with one of the guys saying it felt like he had something in his eye.

As you can imagine, the procedure is perfectly safe:

"Infection, perforation and hemorrhage are among the potential complications,"

Whatever, killjoy, what's a little hemorrhaging if you really want to look cool?

It's amazing what some people will do to be different, although I'm still convinced that they're still thinking inside the box. Do you know what's really cool? Lobotomies. Yup, it's really cool to have a surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain. If you're thinking of having your eyes tattooed, try a lobotomy first, that's what the real hip kids are doing.

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