Canadian War Atrocities

Every activist should burn with outrage and feel guilt at the sordid and long history of war crimes committed by Canada. Few spending initiatives can really make full reparations for our racist shithole countries extensive list of crimes against humanity. More spending would help.

Canadian war crimes in Normandy, 1944. Nothing is more upsetting to activists than the tales of the unjust war against the peaceful German vegetarian socialists from 1939 to 1945. Germany, a small country of limited resources and people power, embraced a vibrant form of socialism in 1933, motivated by a popular desire for pensions and universal health care. Diversity and multi-culturalism were celebrated. Pacifists and war-resisters were looked after by state organizations (*), and frequently became guests of the Gestapo (*), a caring social agency noted for their hospitality.

The coast of Normandy was undefended, with only a few troops and a few 'popsicle stick' defences to resist unprovoked aggression (*). The elected government of France, based in Vichy, was unable to gather enough United Nations votes to censure aggression. The Germans had formed an inexperienced division of children, unprepared for war, whose happy childhood had been filled with singing songs (*), reading books (*), and camping. The full unjustified fury of the violent Canadians fell upon this collection of boys (*)during the invasion. Just slanting all these facts into a misleading parallel made me cry.

There are over 2,290,000 hits on the Google search of 'Canadian war atrocities', and another 2,260,000 for 'Canadian war crimes', making over 4,550,000 documents. The worst of these four million crimes are the incidents at Normandy ...

German prisoners were found shot dead along the railway line South of Rots, Oberst Luxemburger of Panzer-Artillerie-Regiment 130 was tied to the front of a British tank as a bullet shield, and the Canadian 3rd Division was given orders to "take no prisioners".

I do not think any Canadian can bear the guilt of these crimes. Inadequate social spending during the Harris government in Ontario is directly linked to the events of June, 1944 (*) (*). Lack of a gun registry allowed a generation of young men to turn to youth crime and choose violence, rather than negotiation and caring. War in Europe could have been prevented with a calm acceptance of land claims and reparations payments of the indigenous German tribes, a first nations people.

As activists, it is our job to bring certain facts, arranged into a emotive collage, to make taxpayers feel guilty. With increases to spending, we can harvest the pay increases, perks, and office space we need to create the facts that justify more taxes, more often. Photogenic victims, their emotional appeal enhanced with photoshop, scripted speech, and suitable backgrounds, act to assist our cause. Our ends justify the means. And the horrors of Canadian War Atrocities is but one of many levers to open the purses of the taxpayers. These fables and myths keep the cash flow flowing. Do your part to undermine western civilization, today! When taxpayers complain about incompetence, bungling, dullardism, and daft accounting, remind them of why they fork over 55 percent of their income ... to alleviate guilt. Incompetence, bungling, dullardism, and daft accounting are acceptable to the activists who administer taxspending, so they should be acceptable to taxpayers, too. Anyone who disagrees is a racist.

I, Fenris Badwulf, drenched in tears, wrote this at both Mitchieville and DustMyBroom.