Private Helicoptor From Wales Serves Kanye West His Lunch

Kanye West, who has never smiled in his life, has agreed to perform at Algores enviro-stock concert thingie this summer. And how does Kanye West, a *friend of the environment* actually treat the environment? Ya, about the same way Algore treats a quarter pounder with cheese--with extreme prejudice:

If Kanye West were to walk into the British Raj's dining room and order dinner, it would cost the rapper about $17.50. But since the restaurant is delivering -- from Wales to New York -- it's going to cost a bit more.

For a feast of onion bhajees, chapati breads, biryanis, pappadums, a specially prepared fish dish and vegetables on the side, the bill will top $3,900, plus travel and accommodation for the restaurant's head chef.

Dont worry folks, it's okay, Kanye will repay mother earth by buying carbon indulgences to make up for his huge carbon Bigfoot-print.

You see, even if the private helicopter that will fly in Kanye's meal is polluting and killing momma earth with its death gasses, it's all offset by Kanye's agreement to play Algores enviro-stock this summer. Kanye's conscience is fine for another night, he will sleep soundly in his 10,000 sq. ft home, he will drive his monster SUV without a negative thought, and he will play a concert tomorrow that has a light show that could power up Saskatoon for 9 years knowing that it's all okay, for he LOVED momma earth.

Go West, young man...and don't stop