If You Build It, They Will Vote

This Canada was kind enough to tip The Mayor to a poll that was run on David Suzuki's website a little over a week ago.

The poll question was: Can Canada meet its Kyoto target?

The answers were hardly skewed in any particular favour, as you can attest:

-Yes, and we can do it through domestic reductions.
- Yes, but we’ll have to buy some international credits to do it.
- No, but we should still try.
- No, so we shouldn't bother trying.

The way that I read the poll, there are three pro-environment answers to one dissenting answer. Yet, nearly 90% of respondents voted in the *denier* camp. How can this be? Don't these people know that David Suzuki has already explained to us that the time for debate is over?

Well, David, there is only one problem with telling Canadians that the time for debate is over: We all know that the debate never fucking started.

After looking at this poll, Suzuki must have felt like he got solidly kicked in his vagina. Imagine, the bug scientist couldn't even rig a poll to come out in his favour. Next time he should just make answer #4-"I like to jerk off to midget porn". Then, at least, global warming might prove a winning topic.

Once again, thank you This Canada, for bringing this to The Mayor's attention. I feel a Cabinet post is in your future.