Kate Moss is Rich as Hell

How did Kate Moss' drug scandal last year affect her financial bottom line? Quite nicely, thank you very much:

Kate Moss's bank balance is showing no signs of slimming down as the supermodel has reportedly tripled her annual income to £30 million since the drug scandal that threatened to ruin her career a year ago. Miss Moss, who turned up to Topshop Unique's fashion show yesterday and is rumoured to be designing a line for the high street shop, is currently fronting a record 14 ad campaigns, including Agent Provocateur, Burberry and Rimmel London.

New York retail analyst Jim Hurley commented: "She's like the goose who laid the golden egg. Everyone wants her."

She is indeed the goose that laid the golden egg, and I would like to be the gander that fertilizes it.

This not only proves that it is possible to be extremely successful while being a cocaine addict, a booze-hound and a party animal, it proves that super-duper, teenie-weenie, itsy-bitsy humans make great super models, and anyone that thinks they should be banned from the catwalk is full of shit.

So, ladies, if you would like to be successful like Kate Moss, you need to put down that fork and pick up a straw. You need to get your hand out of that bag of Dorito's and get it into a bottle of Xenical, you need to put down that can of Coke and pick up that bottle of Vodka. Kate knows best.

A blow-addicted rolling stone gathers no moss

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