Activist Action

Take action right now, activists! I am so filled with rage over that darn German Pope being a meanie and saying that Homosexuals should be put to death in entertaining ways at sports events during the half time show. No Way, Pope-Dude!

How can we, as activists, destroy the Catholic Church?

This is a difficult question, but like most difficult questions, it has a simple answer! We activists must discover and support the largest rival of the Christian Church that exists in North America Today! Who are these people that hold the key to the destruction of the anti-abortionites, the toggle switch of annihiliation of the anti-pedaophiles, and the leaky bucket of sunkenness of the gun owning meat eaters? The answer I have found in the Christians own literature!

The largest non-Christian faith group that can crush the non-political correctness of the Catholic Meanies is the Mormons. Yes, activists, Christians state that the Church of Jesus Christ and Later Day Saints is not Christian. Other polemic literature paints these Mormons as suitable allies in our quest for total world domination.

Mormons have extensive ficticious-indigeneous land claims through out Alberta and British Colombia. How many Mormons would have settled in those provinces had it not been for the Mormon Head Tax and the Coffee Tariff? Surely you can see that in an ideal world, Alberta would be a Mormon dominated place, and not Christian. So, the federal government should be forced by an activist judiciary to hand over power in Alberta to the Mormon Religious Leader. Things will be much better for our downtrodden and oppressed. Feminists and Homosexuals will rejoice.

At one time in someones past, The Mormons were oppressed. Let us give them our support so that our larger enemy can be crushed underfoot like an empty beer can.
Let us gather allies today for conquest over our enemies of today; Tomorrow, is another battle.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this