Women Love Sex, Just Not With You

*Researchers* from Germany have found that after four years in a secure relationship, a woman's desire to have sex with their partner drops significantly:

They found 60% of 30-year-old women wanted sex "often" at the beginning of a relationship, but within four years of the relationship this figure fell to under 50%, and after 20 years it dropped to about 20%.

In contrast, they found the proportion of men wanting regular sex remained at between 60-80%, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship.

If it isn't sex women are craving, then what are they looking for exactly?

About 90% of women wanted tenderness, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship.

And what about the men? Why is their *sexual stream* so constant?

"For men, a good reason their sexual motivation to remain constant would be to guard against being cuckolded by another male."

That's true. Personally, I cringe at the thought of being cockholed by another man. I'd rather have a wild monkey bite off my index finger than be cockholed by another man.

The German researchers go on to explain their reasoning as to why women start avoiding sex and so on, but truth be told, the only people that know less about sex than the German's are guys that own Mac's. So, I can't trust what they have to say.

The answer to this vexing question is simple, it's actually a no-brainer. The reason women start avoiding sex as they get more secure in a relationship is because men become WAY more secure in a relationship.

Hear me out.

I'm not trying to get points from the female Mitchievillians that grace these pages when I say what you are going to read, I'm just telling it like I see it.

Remember when you first started dating your significant other, and every time before you went out you had a shower, cleaned up well, put on some nice clothes and dropped a little cologne on your shaven face? Remember when you saw her how your heart would thud in your chest, a smile would come to the corner of your mouth and you would greet her like, "Hey sweetheart, you look so delicious tonight"? Remember how you complimented her, how you stroked her hand while watching a flick, and the way you use to sneak up behind her and grab her ass?

You don't do that shit any more, do you? Of course you don't, you have become way too secure.

If you did half of those things on the list you'd be worn out, I guarantee it. To find out if this is true, tell your girlie that you want to take her out to dinner tomorrow night. Clean up, take her to a nice place, not Taco Bell, greet her with flowers, compliment her, hold the door open. See what happens after dinner when you get back home. If I'm lyin' I'm dying, for the next week you'll see more beaver than the guy that prints nickels.

After being in a relationship for a few years, there are many men that start taking sex for granted. No longer is the vagina a place to be explored and conquered, nay, many men start treating the vagina like it's a convenient store. They go in and out when they please, get a little something here, a little something their, never spending enough time seeing what's on the shelves (??). Women get turned off by that type of behaviour.

As I said, it's simple. If you give your doll a reason to let you extinguish your burning hose of love in her tunnel of sweet sex, then the world will be a better place for you, and God willing, it might put a few German *researchers* out of business.