Paramount Cuts Ties With Tom Cruise

In a move which Hollyweird insiders describe as *bizarre*, Paramount Pictures has dumped America's favourite dwarf:

Sumner Redstone, said Tuesday that Paramount Pictures was ending its 14-year relationship with the actor's production company.

"As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal," Redstone told The Wall Street Journal, which first reported the studio's decision on its Web site. "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

And we all know how moralistic Hollyweirders can be.

If you think that Sumner Redstone canned Tom Cruise because his behaviour has been unacceptable, I would have to applaud your faith in mankind, but I would still have to laugh in your face and call you a moron.

Paramount couldn't care less about Cruise's behaviour off camera, hell, they employ every type of deviant known to man. If Sumner Redstone fired every actor/actress who's behaviour has been *unacceptable*, they would be left filling leading roles with Pedro the janitor. Sumner Redstone fired Cruise because Cruise makes too much money and is costing Paramount an arm and a testicle. Case closed.

I truly hate Hollyweird types, they make me sick to my stomach. Sumner Redstone is a lying sack of shit who decided to fake the high road, but instead should be given sausage injections by packs of well-hung man rapists on a high road. To imply that Tom Cruise isn't worthy of being a *Paramount actor* is laughable.

Say what you want about Tom Cruise, but he doesn't take drugs, he doesn't drink, and he doesn't beat his wife. He leads a relatively clean life. He's in a freak-show of a religion, but hey, it's America, live and let live.

Sumner Redstone, you truly are the punchline to a bad joke. Go die.

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