Man With Two Penis' Wants One Removed

If bigger is indeed better, then this guy is the best...or at least was the best:

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

"Two fully functional penis' is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

I can't really see the bad side of having two penis', other than wearing a jock must be murder. Think of all the good things you could do if you had two penis'...

If you had two penis', you have an automatic *shocker*. No longer is double penetration an issue, just load and fire.

If you had two penis' and one went limp, no doubt the other one could pull the slack, so to speak.

If you ran out of underwear, no problem, just cut a few fingers off a glove, you're good to go.

If you had two penis' and any rhythm whatsoever, automatically you could become the best drummer in the world.

**I couldn't find any pics of two dicks, so I thought Clinton and Bono would suffice nicely.

Two penis' in hand is worth two in the bush...or one in the bush and one in the pooter