Lunch 4 Losers

You're looking at "Lunch 4 Kids", the brainchild of a Netherlander couple. Lunch 4 kids is a nutritious alternative to school cafeteria food and other junk foods that have made their way onto our children's lunchtime plates. There's only one problem with Lunch 4 Kids: it sucks.

You see, if a baby momma doesn't have time to pack a decent lunch for their child, then there isn't a hope in hell that baby momma is about to go shopping real soon. Also, Lunch 4 kids consists of a sandwich, an apple and a drink with some crap dessert. These are foods that children call *expendable*. In other words, it's trash-time for Lunch 4 kids.

I've taken a scientific poll tonight, meaning that I asked myself what I would rather have: An apple, a bologna sandwich and a fruit drink, or a burger, fries and a Coke. I then punched myself in the face for asking myself such a half-tarded question.

And, just because you put the number *4* instead of using the word *for* doesn't make the food any more hip than if you were to put the word radical or extreme on the packaging. Also, stealing the McDonald's Happy Meal box idea is top notch, you should be very pleased with yourself at stealing a decent idea and steamrolling your idiotic idea over it. That's just a silly marketing ploy that drop-outs from Community College use because they have ideas for themselves. Nice try, Netherlanders, we're onto you.

In the comment section, a lady from New York (where else) asked, "Do you deliver to New York"? Let me answer this for the little New Yorkian brainiac: Do you really want or need a company from the Netherland delivering a bologna sandwich and an apple to your child? The only thing I want delived to me from the Netherland's comes in a dime bag and can be rolled with Zig-Zags. After I use that product, then you can give me a bologna sandwich and an apple, and some Dorito's, and maybe a Cheech and Chong movie.

Lunch 4 Kids = Stupid Idea