Kevin Federline "Pimpforming" at the Teen Choice Awards

Wow, isn't Kevin just such a cheesy sexy hunk of man flesh. Nothing spells sexy like a chain-smoking, greasy-looking pimp daddy. It's a wonder No wonder Britney couldn't keep her virgin hands off him. How could you consider resist giving up your jewel to a man such as this.
Great news today, Kevin, or should I call him "K-Fed" will be performing his crap smash song at the Teenie Bopper Awards.

Britney Spears' hubby has a new gig. Kevin Federline will close the Teen Choice Awards, performing his single "Lose Control" for the first time on network television. The show airs Aug. 20 on Fox.
The 28-year-old singer, known to some as K-Fed, is expected to release his debut hip-hop album, "Playing With Fire," in August.

If K-Fed is a top choice with teens then it is a good thing that we have age restrictions for important decision making things or Brad Pitt would be our Prime Minister, Chicken Little our Official bird and there would be a cheeseburger instead of a maple leaf on our flag. Not to mention the mandatory dress code...ass-crack pants, not to go above your mid-thigh.

K-Fed Loses Control!

All I can say is at least we know he can dance. I mean, isn't that how Britney met him?

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