Rev Up Your Filthy Engines

Have you ever noticed that strippers and porn sluts have really cool names based on popular expensive cars? Sure, it's a fact. Look at any site and you will see a bevy of *Mercedes*, *Porsche's*, *Cheyenne's*, *Dakota's* and *Lexus'*.

In order to be a porn slut you must have a great car name to differentiate yourself from run-of-the-mill dirty girls with non-car names. I was thinking that if I was to get into *adult films*, that I would need a cool car name just like the super-hero's of porn. Here's what I have come up with:

Hummer

Ford Explorer

Freddy Land Rover

Austin Mini

Altima Hanger

Astro Man

Puzzy Wrangler

Tommy Turbo

Gran Fury (of love)

Eighty-Eight (centimetres of love)

That's just a few off the top of my beautiful bald head. Do you have a porno-car name that you would like to share with my constituents? Sure you do, we all do.