Another Normal Oregonian

If you guessed that this is one of the candidates running for the Liberal leadership, you're wrong. This is Dusten Jacob Williams, and he's slightly misunderstood:

The 20-year-old Oregon man was arrested yesterday afternoon for brandishing what appeared to be a handgun outside a school. After parents reported seeing a man pulling the black handgun on pupils in the parking lot of Conestoga Middle School, the school briefly went into lockdown. According to Beaverton cops, Williams pressed the gun into the stomach of one student and pointed the weapon at the school and pulled the trigger before riding off on his skateboard. Williams was apprehended a few blocks away with a BB gun designed to look like a Glock.

Dusten's first mistake was not fleeing the scene fast enough on his getaway skateboard. Actually, I suppose that isn't Dusten's first mistake. Anyway:

The unemployed Oregonian, who was eventually charged with disorderly conduct, told cops that he was showing the replica gat to friends and probably should not have been doing it outside a school. Now as for the face paint, apparently the 6' 4" Williams was going for a devil/"Revenge of the Sith" look, surmised one law enforcement official.

Don't judge Dusten by his conduct, you are not in a position to judge. Shame on you. This is just Dusten's way of protesting America's illegal war for oil in Iraq. Obviously.

Good for you, Dusten, give it to *The Man*. And may the force be with you, Patriot boy!

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