Keira Knightley-The Sexiest Woman in the World

British readers of FHM magazine have voted Keira Knightley the Sexiest woman in the world:

LONDON (Reuters) - British actress Keira Knightley was voted the world's sexiest woman in a magazine poll on Thursday, beating model Keeley Hazel and Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson into second and third place respectively.

The poll, which British magazine FHM said was based on two million votes, saw homegrown model and TV presenter Kelly Brook slip to 5th from first last year, while Angelina Jolie, expecting a baby in mid-May, came fourth.

Keep in mind, when it comes to taste, the British like chow down on blood pudding.

Keira Knightley is sexy, she's even hot, but to say that she's the sexiest woman in the universe is quite a stretch. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what if the beholders of beauty happen to be 2 million partially blind British wankers?

Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba aren't even in the top 5. Wut up wit dat?

I think it's time for the The Mayor's Top Ten Sexiest Women in the Universe, 2006 edition, to be revealed. Give me a few weeks, I'll show you what the hell sexy really means.