Natasha Lyonne is in Trouble Again

American Pie star, Natasha Lyonne, has another warrant out for her arrest, and you have to read this to believe it:

Lyonne is facing a number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog during a 2004 altercation.

I bet you the neighbours dog was scared shitless. If I knew that Natasha Lyonne was coming to have sex with me, I'd beg my owners to have me neutered. I'd learn stupid tricks and never drag my ass across the carpet again if it meant NOT having sex with Natasha Lyonne.

The latest absence marks the fourth time Lyonne has missed a court date and the third time a bench warrant has been issued for her arrest.

At least she's consistent. Not only is Natasha Lyonne an animal lover of the greatest magnitude, she's also a very consistent young lady.

I'm not going to tear into Natasha too much though, the article says that she had a stint in a psychiatric hospital not too long ago, she was addicted to heroine at one point, and she was living on the streets. She's suffered, and is still suffering, so I'll leave her alone.

But the whole dog-sex thing is still pretty funny.

You aint nothin' but a hound dog