Lindsay Lohan Hurts Herself Again

See if you can follow this story any better than I could. It's very suspect:

The Mean Girls star was rushed to a London hospital last week after she sliced her leg open while breakfasting at the home of Bryan Adams, according to published reports.

Lohan had reportedly just stepped out of the shower Friday afternoon, when she lost her grip on a teacup, which smashed to the ground. A shard of the broken cup connected with the actress' shin, leaving a gash that required 10 stitches to close.

"She and her friends were preparing breakfast, with eggs and everything, and Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup," Lohan's mother, Dina, told Star magazine.

Something smells fishy here, and it's not Lindsay's mom for a change.

If you believe the first story, Lindsay got out of the shower and grabbed the teacup, it fell, she got hurt. The second story (told by her demented head mom), says that Lindsay made breakfast with her girlfriends, grabbed her tea, went up the stairs, dropped the mug, it shattered, and Lindsay got hurt.

I believe story #2. Why would Lindsay bring a cup of tea to her bathroom? Even dirty underpass urchins wouldn't drink a cup of tea in the same place where they shit. It makes more sense that she was bringing a cup of tea up to her bedroom where she would slowly lick the cups rim while masturbating to a picture of me.

Although, she could be lying, like her infamous *asthma attack* in Miami earlier this month. You never know how she hurt her leg, she could have been trying to boot the cat and missed and stuck her foot through a vase, rich drunks do all sorts of crazy shit. Maybe she was trying to make a pair of shoes out of a couple of vases, nobody really knows. She might have even been shaving her leg with a hacksaw, Hollyweird types do some outrageous things.

It doesn't really matter anyway, as long as Lindsay is alright, I'm alright.

She's got legs, she knows how to abuse them

Picture is courtesy of lamega