More (or Less) Kate Moss

Yesterday's post on Kate Moss has elicited quite a response, and none of it was very positive. It wasn't the actual post that seemed to get under the good readerships' skin, it was her pic and the fact that I said Kate Moss is one hot piece of ass.

Everyone disagreed with me. Have a boo at what Carin, from Is This Blog On?, said in the comment section:

"Sorry, but she does absolutely NOTHING for me. No hips, and practically negative breasts. Add in the vacant look ... nope. Not even with the Mayor's penis.

Honestly, Kate Moss could be a trannie".

Holy crap, that's biting. Not even with MY penis? I tell you what, Carin, I'm willing to find out if Kate Moss is a trannie, I'm willing to do some exploratory work on Kate Moss' delicious (totally female) body to find out. I'll let you know.

Scott, from LMNOP was equally as cruel towards my choice of women:

I'm with Carin. Show's some promise, but for God's sake, eat something, woman! At least nibble a rice cake or two.

It's a trick of the light, Mayor. In reality, Kate Moss is lousy in bed. All bones and sharp angles. Like trying to hump a pile of Tinkertoys. On the plus side, you don't have to cook her breakfast in the morning.

Okay, the *trying to hump a pile of Tinkertoys* comment was pretty damn funny, but I just don't see it, I still think Kate is beautiful.

RyCrisp wasn't as subtle (if you can call what Carin and Scott said as subtle) in his comment to me. Nope, RyCrisp went straight for the jugular:

Leave the choir boys alone...cockass!

Wow, I do believe that RyCrisp is insinuating that I'm a big fan of Brokeback Mountain, and somehow I prefer the love of a man instead of the flavour of a woman. That kind of creeps me out.

Even MACCO, Mitchieville's American Canadian CIA Operative gave me grief:

She makes Twiggy look like Mama Cass. She looks like she would choke on a grain of rice.

My God, when will this madness end? Not soon enough, as displayed here by Mark Nicodemo's comment:

Pretty soon, the string of Christmas lights is going to look thick by comparison.

Well, although I appreciate all the comments that the fine folkage of Mitchieville left, I suppose I can only respond by saying this: "You are all so dead fucking wrong that it makes me want to vomit". There, I said it, there aint no turning back now.

Look at that pic I have up. Just stare at it for a minute or two. LOOK AT IT, DAMN YOU!!! Now, remove your hand from your crotch and admit to The Mayor that Kate Moss is one incredible piece of ass.

Feel better? Is reality finally catching up with you? I thought it might. It's nice to see that you have come to your senses.

Please resume your normal daily activities.