Cocaine Kate Will Face Police

This isn't so much news as it is an opportunity to post a picture of one of the most delicious women to ever walk the face of the earth.

According to the semi-reliable Mirror, Kate Moss will come back from her 4 month self-imposed exile to be questioned by the British po-po:

On Saturday the Mirror exclusively revealed that fed-up police were threatening to arrest and handcuff Kate.

The globe-trotting model has spent four months stalling their requests for an interview following our expose of her cocaine use.

Hours after Saturday's story appeared Kate's representatives moved to fix an interview date. The model is now expected to be questioned within a month.

And I'm sure after the coppers wipe the drool off their gaping pie-holes, they'll have some serious questions for Kate. Such as, "Can you give me your autograph, on my penis, with your lipstick, that's on your lips?"

"Yes? When you're finished you're free to go".