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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Sex Tourism in Iceland

Travel to Iceland was never better than this winter. Take advantage of low air fares and even lower accomodation prices in the off tourist season in scenic Reyakivik (pronounced Ray-Yak-ah-Vick).

Tourists love the night life in downtown Reyakivik, because the party never ends! Also, Icelandic women do not share traditional Western prudery about public or group sex. Let us ask our man on the ground, Letchard Wolfdick.

I only just got off the plane back from Iceland. I am dehydrated and am sore from all the bites all over my body. The women in Iceland are sex crazed. They know men go to bars to get laid, and they only go to bars to get laid too. I had sex with a different woman every day I was there. In the main library, in the Classical Literature section, in the doctors office with a nurse, and non-stop action in my twenty five dollars a day luxury suite. Lets just say, the sheets never got cold, only sticky.

There is lots to do in the downtown, from visting the Icelandic Art Museum, to the steaming geysers, to the beautiful views from the active volcano of Hurtgurtenfoess where you can watch the lava flow in the crisp night air.

I cannot wait to go back. It cost so little money. I had a great time. Women can have fun too! I does not matter your sexual leanings, age, height, bald or curly, natural teeth or none, some lusty Icelander is hungry for your body!

Thinking of flying to Iceland? Badwulf Tours has flights leaving every Thursday! Call today and do not delay!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

posted by The Mayor at 6:18 PM

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