It's not the Subservient Chicken, but it's Still pretty Funny

Simon Sez Santa was sent to me by TH-III. I've posted just about every link TH-III has sent me, they're generally of high quality or deliciously bizarre. Mind you, some have been as lame as Al Gore throwing a football, but none-the-less, the effer generally sends me some really good shit.

Simon Sez Santa is a decent site, it's worth a few chuckles. It's especially funny if you're all crunk-eyed, or in a silly mood. Just simply type in your command and Santa will try to fulfill your request.

A few things that Santa will not do, is bring you a pizza, or perform fellatio on himself. Bin dare, dun dat, and it not werk.