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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Portable Toilet was a Portal to Another Dimension

Strange things are happening over at the new Brampton Hospital on Boivard.

At least three workers were reported missing by separate trades Today, Wednesday November 9, 2005. They all were seen at breakfast ... but could not be found until quitting time. All of the workers claimed to have performed an honest days work.

This happens all the time in construction. The question is ... what other dimension are these phantom workers doing the work on?

The Science of Astrology explains this important question.

Someone is using the portable toilets on the jobsite as inter-dimensional portals to highly similar parallel universes.

The Brampton Hospital is built on land owned by the Queen of England, a historic parcel of land known as the Brampton Tract, land given by The Prince Regent William (during the madness of his father, George III) to his cousins, the Von Richthoffens. The parcel is notable for two things: The Hospital is built upon the remains of an Indian temple complex, where the gods were worshiped with human and animal sacrifice, torture, and humiliation. Many bone fragments, be then cracked open to get the marrow, or whole, are found on the site. An electrical apprentice on site is selling skulls (which he finds in a pile behind a job shack)into the bootleg human skull market. The nearby church complex is built upon a demolished UFO landing site, captured by General Brock in 1813 at the grim battle of Fletchers Creek. Strange things always happened there ... until the church was built. A neigbour says that 'they drive out of the underworld to go to that church, in their SUV's and Cadillacs.

Take your pick on which of these close by Dark Powers could be harvesting construction workers for off dimensional wage free labor.


(1) Brampton, Ontario, Canada. Secret underground fortress complex built in the early 1950's as a pure pork payback to the Armbro construction syndicate. Six major installations linked by a circular railway tunnel. The complex was designed as a hardened iron smelter, steel mill, and electro-plating industrial complex, invulnerable to Hitlers Strategic Bombers, which never came.

(2) Canadian Milita units still hold a horde of weapons from the Brampton UFO crash.

(3) The cooling tower project is really a cover for an access tunnel to a Submarine base under Lake Ontario. It is an important pod city in Earth's Planetary Defense Perimiter.

posted by The Mayor at 4:21 PM

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