Keep those puppies warm

As most of my tasteful, charming, and cultured readership know by now, The Mayor cares deeply about women's health. I have made it my duty to keep women informed with information pertaining to women's health and their bodies. When you feel good, I feel good, when you laugh, I laugh, when you get aroused, I nearly explode.

Keeping in fashion with news pertaining to women's health, I'd like to introduce the women of Mitchieville to the heated bra:

The fluffy creation contains special pads filled with an eco-friendly gel that can be easily heated in a microwave or with a hot water bottle.

The design also includes a furry boa designed to double as a winter scarf.

The bra, which comes only in white, also features a pendant shaped like a chilli pepper dangling on its front.

I know most men that are reading this are probably pretty upset that I have the nerve to post something that will be detrimental to their viewing of women's chests when they have a nipply-on. Well, you need to stop being so sexist. Women's nipply's aren't your personal amusement park ride, you should spend more time reading the Bible and less time ogling women's breastisis.

Heathens.