Kate Hudson says fidelity is a crock...but look who she's married to

Kate Hudson(8/10 on the yummy scale) has told People magazine that she thinks monogamy is unrealistic.

The Almost Famous Oscar nominee, hot on the promotional trail for her new thriller, The Skeleton Key, opines that marital fidelity isn't practical although some folks can pull it off.

Right. Some folks can pull it off if they aren't married to something that resembles vomit. Fidelity isn't practical for a woman when they are married to Chris Robinson, that has to be true. Here you have a beautiful, scrumdillyicious woman married to a guy that has a face like a can of crushed assholes. Of course fidelity wouldn't be realistic to her. She should be plotting his death for crying out loud. What the hell was she thinking? Maybe she said to herself, "if I can find the pig dog ugliest vermin alive and marry him, maybe he won't mess around on me". Then in walked Chris Robinson.

Asked if she believes Robinson has remained true to her, Hudson answered: "If you focus your attention on that, then you are always wondering if your husband or men are out there cheating on you. ... If for some reason, that's what he has to go do, I just don't want to know. As long as things are good in our house, just please, don't get caught."

Let me state this straight out; Chris Robinson couldn't get laid if he stapled a $50 bill to his forehead and walked down Jarvis St. The guy looks like a backwoods boogy man.

You know what Chris Robinson's opening line was to Kate Hudson when they first met? It was "you sure have purdy lips".

Leave him, Kate. Come to Mitchieville, I'll set you straight.