Stop America, part 3
How to Stop America
In the last installment we discovered that Canada lacks sufficient military might to crush the decadent American devils and force them to their knees. It is time for Canada to re-arm. We need to be a mighty country in tanks, guns, and planes. Our youth must be prepared for the glory and sacrifice of war. City dwellers must be protected from the inevitable counter-bombardment. Our merchants must be ready to supply the munitions and surrender their capital for our war economy. Scientists must turn their studies towards new and better engines of conquest and victory. Hurrah!
Phase One - Fortify the Borders. We are one of the worlds largest producers of concrete and aggregates … the key ingredients of any massive fortification construction effort. Secreted in our military archives is the dark wisdom of the German fortress builders of the Second World War. Wake up these secrets, I say, and build bunkers, pillboxes, casemates, blockhouses, tunnels, reservoirs, and towers. Arm them with machine guns, cannon, howitzers, mortars, and anti-tank guns. There are millions on the planet earth eager to man these mighty ramparts, let us help them help us! Let our new friends stare down upon the southern barbarians from our man made mountains of concrete and steel. Hurrah!
Montreal will become the strongest fortress city ever seen on the planet earth, emulating the heroic fate of such wonderful examples as Stalingrad, Liege, and Troy. The evil Americans will inevitably launch their storm of armored war elephants and flying dragons at the cities beating heart. We will be prepared, and in the smoking rubble and yawning craters of Montreal, we will defeat America! Three rings of concrete bunkers, linked by tunnels, will turn girdle the city. Hidden supply dumps and command posts lie deep in the bedrock, beyond the reach of the most determined suicide raiders. Valiant volksturm, senior citizens and underage youth, will stiffen the line using inexpensive, easy to use weapons like anti tank rockets and hand grenades, while our volksgrenadiers use sniper rifles, plant mines and booby-traps to maximum effect! Poets will sing for a thousand years about The Defeat of America and the bravery and heroic sacrifice of our old men and children. Hurrah!
Let the wheels turn and the documents be issued!
I, Fenris, wrote this
In the last installment we discovered that Canada lacks sufficient military might to crush the decadent American devils and force them to their knees. It is time for Canada to re-arm. We need to be a mighty country in tanks, guns, and planes. Our youth must be prepared for the glory and sacrifice of war. City dwellers must be protected from the inevitable counter-bombardment. Our merchants must be ready to supply the munitions and surrender their capital for our war economy. Scientists must turn their studies towards new and better engines of conquest and victory. Hurrah!
Phase One - Fortify the Borders. We are one of the worlds largest producers of concrete and aggregates … the key ingredients of any massive fortification construction effort. Secreted in our military archives is the dark wisdom of the German fortress builders of the Second World War. Wake up these secrets, I say, and build bunkers, pillboxes, casemates, blockhouses, tunnels, reservoirs, and towers. Arm them with machine guns, cannon, howitzers, mortars, and anti-tank guns. There are millions on the planet earth eager to man these mighty ramparts, let us help them help us! Let our new friends stare down upon the southern barbarians from our man made mountains of concrete and steel. Hurrah!
Montreal will become the strongest fortress city ever seen on the planet earth, emulating the heroic fate of such wonderful examples as Stalingrad, Liege, and Troy. The evil Americans will inevitably launch their storm of armored war elephants and flying dragons at the cities beating heart. We will be prepared, and in the smoking rubble and yawning craters of Montreal, we will defeat America! Three rings of concrete bunkers, linked by tunnels, will turn girdle the city. Hidden supply dumps and command posts lie deep in the bedrock, beyond the reach of the most determined suicide raiders. Valiant volksturm, senior citizens and underage youth, will stiffen the line using inexpensive, easy to use weapons like anti tank rockets and hand grenades, while our volksgrenadiers use sniper rifles, plant mines and booby-traps to maximum effect! Poets will sing for a thousand years about The Defeat of America and the bravery and heroic sacrifice of our old men and children. Hurrah!
Let the wheels turn and the documents be issued!
I, Fenris, wrote this
posted by The Mayor at 10:56 AM
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