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Saturday, July 09, 2005

Mastery of Administrivia

As part of our Hungry Sales Eagle course, we learn how become masters of Administrivia.

A basic skill of Administrivia is the ability to create words, whose meaning you control and can change later to suit your ends. Here is how to create words.

1) Select a root word. Example: Blog

2) Vary the vowels in the root word. Example: Blag, Bleg, Blig, Blog, Blug.

3) Assign a meaning to each new word.

Blag: The special cloth container for tea pot storage

Bleg: Famous Bulgarian poet from Gnash in the 8th century

Blig: Legal recourse to the palatine courts of the Duchy of York

Blog: we know this one

Blug: French aviator who invented the self-igniting cigar

4) Vary the consonants Example: Use the letter c …Clag, Cleg, Clig, Clog, Clug

Clug looks promising … some superlative future imperfect form of ‘to clog’, I say. ‘I am sorry, the forms are not here. They clug the information steam engine .’

Just unleash your imagination, and then key in the new words and meanings into your companies dictionary software! Become the Hungry Sales Eagle

posted by The Mayor at 2:40 AM

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