Look what the cat dragged in

Time to get your eyes tested Charlie.

Smooth move Charles. You have the pick of the litter, and you choose the runt. The only thing missing in the picture is a crack pipe hanging out of her mouth. I've seen prettier heads of lettuce. I'm sure she was good looking when she was younger, in 1656. She looks good from afar, but far from good.

All I can say is that I hope she can cook, or suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, cuz baby aint making it on her looks.