Hitler Was A Vegetarian

Did you know that Hitler was a vegetarian? It's true. They can tell if you are a veggie person by cutting up your body after you die and checking out your liver. If it's yellow, then you were a veggie person. If it is black, you were a smoker, if there is only a piece of it left then you were a drinker. If they cut you open and find you don't have a heart, then you're a liberal. These are the facts, make of them what you may.

I don't eat vegetables, I find them bland, tasteless, and quite frankly they offend me. I don't like the texture of them, I don't like the look of them, and the smell makes me sick. I eat corn, that's it. Corn has no nutritional value, that's why it tastes so good. Where as broccoli is really good for you but it tastes like bad ass. The only smell worse than broccoli is that woman's perfume called Mackie. That is horrid beyond belief, if a woman wears Mackie she better get use to spending a lot of nights by herself.

Pweeta , People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals, can be funny at times, but I found it lacks the punch I enjoy in a website. There are some funny parts, but in a strange way I think it is actually an anti meat site. I found that the designers of the site could have done a much better job, it could be really funny, but I found it simply amusing, that's it. Here's a good part though,

In school they teach us that Swift's Modest Proposal is an ironic joke- but it's not. Why do you think there's no good English food? The English REALLY eat Irish babies- and they taste good. Charlton Heston prophesied in 1973 that "Soilent Green" is people. But so is vegimite. Pacific Islanders also eat their dead. Cannibalism isn't a dirty word in these cultures. It shouldn't be in ours!

See? It was kind of funny, but didn't drive it home. The writer is probably a pretty funny guy, but I would think he's good at telling jokes, not making jokes up.

Sorry buddy, that's the way I see it. You should still go and check it out, maybe I'm too critical, or maybe you have no taste. Haha, me so funny.