Mario Brother on Acid

As most of you know, I'm not a big fan of video games. I don't mind a good driving game or the odd sporting game, but I tire quickly of them usually. When I was in my early 90's I bought an original Nintendo, but that's where my video game career came to a screetching halt. I kicked the video game habit, and became a smoker and a drinker. Who has time for games when you could be getting shit-faced?

I am amazed though when I see my legitimate children playing video games, it's as if the world around them has come to a complete stop. They are in a complete vegetative coma when they are playing. I could be poking them with a lit smoke and they would barely notice. That's why I don't have any video games in my house, I want my legitimate children to do other things that will expand their minds, like listening to the ravings of their father. If anything is going to poison my childrens minds, it's going to be me.

When I was surfing around what is known as the "net" a few days ago, I tripped over a 3 minutes 30 or so second video. The video is of some guy playing Super Mario Bro's 3, and beating the complete game in about 3 and a half minutes. It's amazing to watch. When I played Mario Bro's I went for every mushroom, the guy that beats this game acts as if he's *on* mushrooms. When I watched it I sat there in a stunned silence, until my cigarette fell out of the ashtray and onto my lap.

Really Super Mario Bro's