C'mon Black Canary Barbie, Let's Go Party

Mattel is releasing the new Black Canary Barbie this September. Here is how she will be outfitted:

The doll’s image is transformed with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

I'm sure Ken's plastic bits are rock hard from the visual. As for me, I believe that if Barbie wants to make an impact at the annual Fetish Fair in Mitchieville this year, she better accessorize with a few nipple piercings and the customary ball-gag.
Freakin' amateur.

Oh my goth...

C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party

Should this be considered NSFW?

C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party

She sure has small boobies, but man are they ever hard!

C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party

My most basic need to lift up that little skirt is officially in the crapper. Thanks political correctness!

C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party

HAHAHA--We'd be the funniest blog in Canada if I'd just post a picture or seven of Fenris on the toilet. Or me on the toilet. Or Fenris and I on the toilet. Together. HAHAHA--That's so funny. The toilet. Hardy harr!! The hysteria!

Barbie supports recycling

Can't figure out what to get your children for Earth Day? Mattel has the perfect solution! This is an especially appropriate gift for multi-gendered children of all ages who live with dogs. There are alternatives to plastic grocery bags.


I, Lisa, founding member of *BITCH*, and multicultural resident of Mitchieville and London, Ontario, contributed this timely gift idea. Be sure to bring your own bag.

Barbie

What a pleasant surprise Barbie goes to Jamaica was. It was either linking this site or another one that featured a girl kicking another girl in the face at a party, but I went against my instincts and used Barbie instead.

Did I think that when I first stumbled across this site that I thought it was going to be gay? Of course I did, how could I not have? Yet it's not gay, it's actually pretty damn funny, it's even work safe, seriously. I know you're thinking that I'm linking you to a site where Barbie is naked and in strange, twisted positions, but it's not like that at all. It's about a lady, Laurie Kramer, who takes a Barbie doll to Jamaica and takes literally hundreds of pictures of her in different outfits, in different settings, shit like that. From the look of it Barbie had a pretty magical time, from sunning on the beach to hanging out in a bar drinking Rum, Barbie did it all. Laurie was even nice enough to show us pictures of Barbie booking the trip, this Barbie girl is the shit.

I didn't look at all the pictures to the end, so I don't know if Barbie hooked up with Ken, but from the looks of it Ken might want to go to Jamaica fast, I think Barbie is getting a bit of the Jungle Fever.