What The Hell Am I?

Most of you correctly identified last week's What the Hell am I? sub-human lifeform. I must say, your ability to pick out a tranny has increased tremendously over the past year, and for that I'm most proud of you. You may not think that being able to distinguish the difference between a man and a woman as a valuable life skill, but I'm here to tell you you're wrong--It really is a valuable life skill, you just don't know it yet. Let's face it, Mitchieville is a conduit to higher learning, you are my grasshopper and I am your old Chinese man that plays the game, "Snatch this pea out of my hand." I understand if some of you are confused right now, but you David Carradine fans are eating this shit up, aren't you? Grasshopper.

So, What The Hell Am I?