Breast Massages Can Cure Anything

A doctor in Britain has been found guilty of three charges of sexual assault and one of indecent assault in a crime that was committed over ten years ago. Praminder Mankoo told his victims that in order to stop hair loss, they must go through a regimen of having their breasts massaged...by him, of course:

The verdict brought back terrifying memories for victim Rayne Franklin, 48, who visited his clinic in Thame, Oxfordshire in 1998.

Ms Franklin, of Windsor, Berkshire, said: 'He began to massage my shoulders and slowly his hand crept down until he had a full hold of my breast. Then he ripped off his coat and stripped naked.

'He pushed my face into his genitals and made a disgusting comment about seeking satisfaction,' she said.

'I was terrified but I knew I couldn't confront him because the door was locked, there was no one around.'

When Ms Franklin tried to escape, she said Mankoo grabbed her face and tried to drag her head down.

'There was a point where I thought he was going to strangle me because he had his hands around my throat.'

He finally let Ms Franklin go, but the ordeal was not quite over.

As she hurriedly put her clothes back and made for the exit, Mankoo asked for payment, and said she needed to be booked in for another appointment.

'I couldn't believe it, but I nonchalantly paid up as though it was the most normal thing in the world.'

Where can I meet a woman like that? Where on God's green earth can I meet a woman so dumb that she would believe that a breast massage could solve hair loss? If she believes that, then no doubt she would believe that by me sticking my tongue in her vagina, it would cure her asthma.

Here's a rimjob, boom!, no more polio!