Police Look For Missing Woman

Vancouver police are asking for the publics help in trying to track down a woman who has been missing since Monday. They have a description of what the woman was last seen wearing, perhaps you can help:

Before her disappearance, she was wearing blue spandex pants and a white shirt with "who needs boobs" written on the front and "with an ass like this" on the back.

If you happen to find her, could you please return her to The Institute Of Stupid T-Shirts.